Funny Halloween Jokes -- Halloween Poems
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Mummy Jokes Mummy Jokes
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
.A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up !
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !
Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
A: The Dead Sea !
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ?
A: Because their daddies were mummies !
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More Halloween Jokes, Poems, Stories and Songs 
Scary Halloween Poems
Ghost Town- A Scary Short Story
Silly Halloween Poem
Halloween Songs
Witches and Ghost Jokes
Monster Jokes-- Mummy Jokes
Pumpkin Jokes
Skeleton Jokes
Vampire Jokes
Pumpkin Patches
Pumpkin Stencils
Pumpkin Carving Patterns
Make Kids Halloween Costumes
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JOKES
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A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
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